Welcome to the ultimate guide on How to Do Absolutely Useless things!

Enjoy these utterly unnecessary skills.

1. How to Procrastinate Efficiently

  1. Make a to-do list of all the things you need to avoid doing.
  2. Sit comfortably, ensuring your workspace is perfect for procrastination.
  3. Open all social media accounts and start with the most time-consuming one.
  4. Watch cat videos until you forget why you sat down.
  5. Repeat steps 3-4 as necessary.

2. How to Annoy Your Cat

  1. Call your cat's name repeatedly even if it’s ignoring you.
  2. Place random objects on your cat while it's sleeping.
  3. Pet your cat’s belly when it clearly doesn't want you to.
  4. Follow your cat around the house, mimicking its every move.
  5. Pretend to throw a toy and watch your cat's confused reaction.

2. How to Annoy Your Cat

  1. Find a comfortable spot where you won't be disturbed.
  2. Sit or lie down, ensuring your position requires no effort to maintain.
  3. Clear your mind of any useful thoughts.
  4. Stare at the ceiling or close your eyes. Do not move.
  5. Congratulate yourself for mastering the art of doing nothing.